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  • 14th
  • January
  • 2012

Cheers Song

Full Lyrics never actually aired 

Making your way in the world today 
Takes everything you’ve got; 
Taking a break from all your worries 
Sure would help a lot. 
Wouldn’t you like to get away? 

All those night when you’ve got no lights, 
The check is in the mail; 
And your little angel 
Hung the cat up by it’s tail; 
And your third fiance didn’t show; 

Sometimes you want to go 
Where everybody knows your name, 
And they’re always glad you came; 
You want to be where you can see, 
Our troubles are all the same; 
You want to be where everybody knows your name. 

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee’s dead; 
The morning’s looking bright; 
And your shrink ran off to Europe, 
And didn’t even write; 
And your husband wants to be a girl; 

Be glad there’s one place in the world 
Where everybody knows your name, 
And they’re always glad you came; 
You want to go where people know, 
People are all the same; 
You want to go where everybody knows your name. 

Where everybody knows your name, 
And they’re always glad you came; 
Where everybody knows your name, 
And they’re always glad you came…

  • 1st
  • January
  • 2012

Ya Gotta Have Faith.

George Michael wrote a song about it. A lot of people talk about it. And I’ve decided that I’m going to “have” it this year. 

Old faith(ful).

In 2010 I found my courage. I tried to learn patience in 2011.  This new year, I hope to have faith. 

Wish me luck!

  • 29th
  • December
  • 2011
Marilyn and Arthur, 1954.

Marilyn and Arthur, 1954.

  • 27th
  • December
  • 2011
vintagegal:

Vampira at The Riviera in Las Vegas 1956

vintagegal:

Vampira at The Riviera in Las Vegas 1956

  • 20th
  • December
  • 2011
vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe by John Florea (1951)

vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe by John Florea (1951)

  • 14th
  • December
  • 2011
Richard Avedon - Liza Minelli, 1974

Richard Avedon - Liza Minelli, 1974

(Source: hotparade, via queerliness)

  • 13th
  • December
  • 2011
all i want for christmas…
is to dine in a hooters.
thanks santa!

all i want for christmas…

is to dine in a hooters.

thanks santa!

vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe in Some Like it Hot (1959)

vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe in Some Like it Hot (1959)

  • 9th
  • December
  • 2011
saw my week with mariyln and i was totally disappointed.
while michelle williams was absolutely beautiful in the film, her portrayal was wasted in my opinion by a predictable plot. nothing raw, nothing that attempted to get to the real story of one of the most iconic american women to have ever lived. it all seemed too easy. oh look at the insecure, drunk, pill-head marilyn. look how much trouble she causes on a set. look how much of a child she is. look how beautiful she is. 
i was so sorry. i really was hoping for director, simon curtis, to do something new here - expose her intelligent side, her critical side, the rest of the dimensions that make a human’s life a real one.
perhaps the next feature flick (with naomi watts) will do a better job of slipping beneath the surface instead of skating on the superficial.

saw my week with mariyln and i was totally disappointed.

while michelle williams was absolutely beautiful in the film, her portrayal was wasted in my opinion by a predictable plot. nothing raw, nothing that attempted to get to the real story of one of the most iconic american women to have ever lived. it all seemed too easy. oh look at the insecure, drunk, pill-head marilyn. look how much trouble she causes on a set. look how much of a child she is. look how beautiful she is. 

i was so sorry. i really was hoping for director, simon curtis, to do something new here - expose her intelligent side, her critical side, the rest of the dimensions that make a human’s life a real one.

perhaps the next feature flick (with naomi watts) will do a better job of slipping beneath the surface instead of skating on the superficial.

Chorizo Burritos, Historic Prison and a Literary Cat

Or the retelling of my recently rad weekend in Philly.

Last Saturday night, I discovered the charms of a small Fishtown bar/taqueria - Loco Pez. After spending about 23 seconds Googling the translation of this odd name, I think it means “crazy fish”. Which doesn’t really clear anything up for me. But I can say this, I had a bad ass chorizo potato burrito and some tasty chips and salsa. I also saw a cool hook rug framed on the wall and Joey Sweeney from Philebrity (I know; you don’t care, but you really do).

Here’s a picture of Tim exploring the burrito with his tongue.

On Sunday, we decided to finally cash in some free admission tix I scored for a tour of the Eastern State Penitentiary. It was pretty cool as you can imagine. We learned some interesting things. Like for the most part, prison sucks…and you should not commit crimes. Or at least get caught.  Did you know that ESP was the first facility on this continent to have flushing toilets? Or that it had air conditioning and heat before the White House? Yerp!

Some people I know believe this place is haunted. Those people are dumb.

There are so many beautiful things to look at, it’s kinda overwhelming.

Al Capone, one of the most notorious gangsters of the last century was also one of the most famous “guests” of ESP. This is his pimp pad. That lamp!

Finally, because no post is really complete without a cat or dog reference, I will leave you with two! 

Sadly, I don’t have a pic of one of the most awesome cats I have ever had the pleasure of spending 20 minutes with on the floor of an old Fairmount bookstore, Bookhaven - but good news is you can go and visit him anytime you want! His name is The Artful Dodger and he’s so god damn cute and friendly, you just have to see for yourself.

But I am pleased to present you with one final image I took on my tour of ESP. Meet “Pep - The Cat Murdering Dog”.

According to ESP, this black labrador retriever was admitted to Eastern State Penitentiary on August 12, 1924. Why you may ask? Dummy. Pennsylvania Governor Gifford Pinchot sentenced Pep to serve life without parole at Eastern for killing his wife’s cherished cat.

Yeah right. That shit never would have happened if he was a yellow lab…